America’s Dad: Vice-Presidential Candidate, Tim Walz

His New Video is Just So Doggone Wholesome

Tim Walz’s recent YouTube video has 822,000 views. Click the link in the article to see how wonderful Gov. Walz is.

From the moment I heard that Vice-President Kamala Harris chose a running mate, I was intrigued. Who would this powerful, thriving candidate choose to team up with to defeat the fascist, wannabe dictator, Donald Trump? With so much on the line in the 2024 presidential election, it had to be someone amazing. A person who was ready to work hard to keep democracy alive in America.

Mission accomplished. She chose America’s Dad, Tim Walz.

Right away, I knew she made the right choice. Tim Walz is a regular guy. A man who has been married to the woman he loves for 30 years. He met his wife Gwen while they were both teaching high school. He has two children and a rescue dog.

Walz enlisted in the Army National Guard at the age of 17, serving his country and using the benefits to put himself through college. After becoming a teacher and later marrying Gwen, they made a life together in Mankato, Minnesota. He was a geography teacher and the school’s football coach. He led them to a state championship within three years of joining the coaching staff.

As a caring teacher and coach, Walz became the faculty advisor of Mankato West High School’s first gay-straight alliance club. He noticed queer kids getting bullied, and thought that as a straight, married, football-coaching member of the Army National Guard, he could role-model how people from differing backgrounds could co-exist and become friends.

It worked. His students started getting along better with each other. Walz was respected and loved within his school. He led by example and continued to teach until entering politics in 2006. He defeated a six-time incumbent to secure a seat in the House of Representatives. He served in Congress until 2019 when he was elected governor of Minnesota.

Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are going to make a hell of a great team in The White House. Photo: YouTube

Tim Walz has been a winner every step of the way. He was elected and reelected six times as a state representative and twice as a state Governor. He’ll become 9 for 9 in elections if he and Kamala Harris are elected as Vice-President and President of the United States of America.

I can hardly wait, he’s a hell of a good human being and a role model for men everywhere.

Walz is funny. He has charm and charisma, unlike his vice-presidential rival JD Vance. Vance has the personality of an alien, and I don’t mean the types he claims are eating pets in Ohio. He lies, exaggerates, and behaves like someone who just got dropped off to Planet Earth in disguise and is trying to fit in, but failing miserably.

JD Vance’s racist, bigoted, sexist rhetoric matches up with disgraced former president Donald Trump’s perfectly. It’s the polar opposite of Good Guy Walz’s message of diversity, unity, and friendship. Tim Walz is the guy who offers to pay for everyone at a work lunch, while Vance is the fella who sneaks off to the bathroom when the bill is being brought to the table.

I bet he doesn’t wash his hands, either.

Tim Walz posted a video on his YouTube channel five days ago. It featured him fixing the cruise control on his 1979 International Harvester Scout while discussing a few details about the 2024 election. That’s such a Dad-flex:

Governor Walz’s video featured his rescue dog. Because, of course, Tim has a rescue dog. He’s seen driving off with his daughter at the wheel, and his son filming them in the background. Meanwhile, JD Vance appeared in a recent video where he explains to Tucker Carlson that the German Shepard he brought to the interview was rented for him, to make him appear to be more likable.

And Carlson promptly told him that was weird. Which it is.

Tim Walz doesn’t need rented dogs or fake propaganda to appear more relatable and likable. He IS both of those things. Meanwhile, JD Vance wants to turn American women into brood mares and wrote the foreword to Project 2025, the modern Nazi game plan for America.

Tim Walz has been serving his country, being good to his fellow Americans on the campaign trail, and defending his family from the vicious attacks from the alt-right Christofascists. You may have heard about Tim’s neurodivergent son Gus being ecstatic about his father’s nomination on the world stage during the Democratic National Convention. “THAT’S MY DAD!” an emotional Gus yelled, with tears in his eyes.

Ann Coulter, the GOP’s high-mileage Barbie went on the attack, calling a high school boy “weird.” Ever look at your own candidates, Trump and Vance, Ann? Or in a mirror?

A teenage boy being moved to tears because he’s proud of his father’s accomplishments isn’t “weird.” Photo: Twitter

Tim Walz doesn’t fight dirty. He takes the high road and allows the fools of the Republican party to dig their own political graves. He has too much joy and too many things to work on to lower himself to their mud-slinging levels.

Still, I can’t wait to see him debate JD Vance on the national stage come October 1st. Walz is extremely well-spoken and intelligent. E.T. Vance will be flying in from the mothership shortly before landing in New York City, mere hours before they share the stage. This will be must-see TV.

America’s Dad versus The Gilead Gremlin. I am certain that this debate will create an even further gap in the polls between the Party of Togetherness and the Mango Mussolini’s fascist regime. Buckle up, Blue Wavers. We’re going to see a typhoon of great answers and snappy comebacks from Tim Walz while JD Vance flounders in front of his MAGA minions.

Gus will have even more to be proud of that night. And I’m proud to call Tim Walz my Vice-Presidential candidate of choice. Coach W. for the win.

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