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I thought you already WERE an influencer....

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Naw, I just play one on Substack! HAHA! &:^)

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Sep 26Liked by Jason Provencio

I love starting my day with your amazing writing and humor! 🤣

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I'm glad you enjoy the humor articles, those are my favorite ones to write! &:^)

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Sep 26Liked by Jason Provencio

😂😂😂 Mooch has that resigned, long-suffering look, asking "what are you doing now? Leave me out of your silly human escapades once in a while. You are not as hot as you think you are." ❤️ Mooch xoxo

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Bingo. That's her thought process from inside that duffel bag! &:^)

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Sep 26Liked by Jason Provencio

Yo crazy man. I told you Mooch is a full daughter. You must have eaten way too much sushi and it gave you nightmares or drank too much saké with the sushi. whew! Glad you're still with us. And that the thong didn't fit you. I cannot even imagine.

So much fun. Thank you for making me laugh. 🙃🙃🙃🤣

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Sep 26Liked by Jason Provencio

did not david beckam wear his wifes thongs back in the day

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Yeah, but David Beckham wasn’t Italian. &:^)

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I'm glad you enjoyed it so much, it was fun to come up with. Humor pieces are my favorite to write! &:^)

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I see you got your inspiration from The Rocky Horror Picture Show 👄

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Sep 26Liked by Jason Provencio

Oooh gimme a follow when you start posting: ig @XDressTradWifey

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Sep 26Liked by Jason Provencio

You are priceless. Thanks for making me smile and laugh out loud!

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Sep 26Liked by Jason Provencio

What a febrile bountiful imagination! And the writing? OFF THE HOOK!! The humor is just devastating. Methinks a genius in the making. A Super Nova ready to blow up! Thnx for the ride Jason!

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Sep 26Liked by Jason Provencio

Hunny, a couple of apps can do ALL that for you for just a dollar or two! 😆🤣😂. What you really have to do is post how you support Israel/netanyahu in their slaughter of Palestinian babies, little kids and their grandmas… then you’re in like Flynn or something like that. If you post about those babies or support Palestinian journalists like I did, your ass is censored heavily, and then you get 6 months of banishment. Good luck w your editing, ‘er, gym membership, ‘er modeling career.

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Sep 26Liked by Jason Provencio

No Jews - No News.

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Funny guy......🙃

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lol. Fackin’ Jason. I love being Italian but it’s a nuisance today. Well done. :)

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Sep 26Liked by Jason Provencio

Sorry to see you go! I’ll miss your writing as well.

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I love reading your humor. You so get how f*cked up the world is and can still help us to laugh.

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Sep 26Liked by Jason Provencio

Why not do both?

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Sep 26Liked by Jason Provencio

An influencer huh? Me thinks somebody’s Under the Influence! Love everything you write! 🥰

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