My Version of Project 2025 Will Crush MAGA's Dreams
I'll Save This Country if You Write Me in on Your Ballot
Project 2025 is coming if we don’t outvote the MAGA morons in November.
If you haven’t read the far right’s extremist plan for 2025 should 34-time felon and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump win the November election, you need to get on it. Though the 900+ page document is a lot of reading for those with a double-digit IQ, at least run that shit through an audio reader.
If you have women, LGBTQ friends/family, or immigrant friends and loved ones, you owe it to yourself to be aware of this dangerous game plan. Though the MAGA crowd will tell you that it has nothing to do with Donald Trump, they’re full of bullshit. Also check out Captain Bonespurs’ Agenda 47, which parallels Project 2025 in many ways.
These are scary fucking times in America. But I have a way to solve all of this.
Write me in on your ballot in November. I’ve had enough of this horseshit, fake-patriotic ignorance. The Handmaid's Tale isn’t going down on MY watch. I have my own version of Project 2025 that I’m ready to implement on Day 1 in the Oval Office.
And mine isn’t 900+ pages to deter anyone from actually reading and understanding it. I’m going to give it to you straight, the streamlined version. I’ll bring liberty and justice to ALL, not just to certain groups of people who worship White Jesus, guns, and ammo.
First off, we’re not calling it Project 2025 anymore. That name is synonymous with a racist, bigoted, sexist, homophobic, white-Nationalist agenda. There will be no Christofascism in this administration. You’re free to practice your religion, just as the rest of us are free from believing in your fairy-tale, Sky-Daddy bullshit.
Religion is not going to be involved in our government. This nation was not founded on Christian beliefs, as much as you pretend it was. Read a history book if you don’t believe me. The Bible doesn’t count.
Pro-Ject 2025 will be the name of our new guidelines for America’s survival and growth. Pro, as in Provencio. 2025, as in the date we set shit straight for all of the good people in America, not ‘Murica. Pro-Ject 2025. Pro-J 2025. PJ-2025. It all equates to the same thing:
Liberty and justice for ALL. Not just for Republicans.
This starts with women having autonomy over their own bodies. No more of this bullshit abortion ban in many far-right red states. Women everywhere should have the right to choose their own reproductive care. The government must not dictate that they carry a fetus to full term. Their body, their choice.
Women should be considered equal citizens to men. They aren’t goddamn broodmares. If you’ve never read The Handmaid’s Tale, get on it. Or watch the TV series if you’re not a big reader. One thing’s certain: There will be no controlling of women by old, white, corrupt, hypocritical, religious politicians.
If I have to add three more Supreme Court Justices as President, you bet your ass I will. I don’t give a fuck if anyone doesn’t like it. If Trump used that strategy to further sexism and control, you bet your ass I’m going to do it to ensure the rights of women everywhere.
It is unacceptable for women to die because they can’t terminate a dangerous, unviable pregnancy. PERIOD.
LGBTQ citizens will have full equal rights, the same as any heterosexual member of society. We will NOT allow gay marriage to be taken away. Health benefits will apply to all queer people and their partners. There is no reason to deny people the same rights that their straight countrymen hold.
There will be no discrimination against gay couples who want to adopt children. The Christofascists like to spew their toxic false narratives about LGBTQ folks being groomers and pedophiles. Yet the majority of actual predators hide in plain sight within their religious institutions. This hypocritical stance is unacceptable.
Anyone spouting bigotry and hate toward LGBTQ citizens will be fined heavily under P-2025. They will also be required to participate in formal classes related to LGBTQ acceptance. If you’re a repeat offender, you’ll be partnered with a gay or trans person and required to spend time getting to know them. You’ll be working together on a charitable project that benefits the gay/trans community.
You’ll probably have a wonderful time once you settle down and get to know someone from the LGBTQ community. All of the queer people I’ve met and spent time with have been lovely. The fear of people you’re unfamiliar with needs to end. It’s irrational and ignorant.
Many US citizens will rebel and fight against P-2025 due to their religious beliefs. Tough shit. When you weaponize the Bible or any other holy book against non-believers, your religious beliefs are irrelevant. We will not be controlled or dictated to simply because you choose to believe in the farfetched fictional tale of an ancient book that’s been modified to prop up your selfish, evil agenda.
Religion is like having a big schlong. It’s fine that you have it. It’s fine that you're proud of it. But when you go waving it in people’s faces who want no part of it, that’s a big problem. It will be unacceptable to weaponize your beliefs against others or attempt to influence the government to favor your Christofascist beliefs.
If found guilty of this, you’ll be required to attend religious services in six other types of churches on consecutive Sundays: Jewish, Greek Orthodox, Buddhist, Islamic, and what the hell, the Satanic Temple. I hear they put out some spicy appetizers when they meet in the forest to worship tree stumps, but are a sweet group of people.
After learning about other religions and perhaps becoming a more well-rounded citizen, you’ll better understand the need to fund the government rather than dismantle it. There will be no theft of Social Security from the elderly, they earned those goddamn benefits. You don’t work your entire life and have deductions taken out just to receive nothing in return.
It’s THEIR fucking money.
Ditto for our veterans. We are not going to steal their health care, retirements, and other military benefits after the sacrifices they’ve made for our country. With 841 billion dollars allocated for defense spending, I’m certain we can cut that in half and spend it on health care, mental health services, housing, and retirement funds for our well-deserved veterans.
If you are caught complaining about it, you’ll be required to serve one weekend a month in an ROTC program for a year. You can act out your little war-time fantasies in the hot sun. A little exercise and less bitching from your couch will benefit your health and help you to appreciate the sacrifices our veterans have made.
My final talking point about Pro-2025 will be term limits. There will be no more lifetime service for Supreme Court Justices and Congress. If the retirement age for Americans is 65, it will be the same for politicians. Enjoy your remaining years. They should be spent on a La-Z-Boy, not on a court bench.
There will be required cognitive tests for all members of Congress yearly. Ditto for the President. We will not allow elderly men and women to work into their 70s and 80s. This seems like elder abuse to me.
People get worried when Mitch McConnell freezes during a press conference. They don’t enjoy seeing Donald Trump ramble on at his MAGA rallies about bullshit that makes no sense. We don’t want to hear his crazy conspiracy theories about Haitian immigrants eating your pets. Or the one about kids coming home from school a different gender after the school nurse conducts gender-affirming surgery during lunch hour.
We’ll encourage younger politicians with fresh ideas. Senior citizens don’t always represent the best interests of all Americans. Look at the current state of America. You can’t tell me that this is as good as it gets under Boomer leadership.
Pro-Ject 2025 only works if I’m elected President. I need your full support. Leave a comment on what you’d like me to add to Pro-J 2025. Practice writing my name before you head to the voting booth. Provencio isn’t an easy name to spell.
Provencio: Spelled like “Proven” with CIO at the end of it. My proven strategies in The White House will ensure that America stays free for ALL citizens. That women, LGBTQ people, and immigrants will have equal footing in this nation.
We’re not truly free until all are free from racism, bigotry, sexism, and religious discrimination. Vote Pro in 2025. I’m ready to get the fuck to work.
© 2024 Jason Provencio. All rights reserved.
I would add required history education that includes, not excludes or white-washes out, the stories of our many racial and ethnic groups, women, LGBTQ+ people, and as many different cultures, different societies, different religions or spiritual beliefs, and unbiased, factual explanations of all the “-isms” in our lives. I am still learning every day, as a 50-something year old, about the histories of others that I never learned in school or college. I want to learn about evolution, know why we treat animals and the Earth the way we do, and how we can do better. We need to learn from our mistakes and take responsibility for the wrongs committed throughout history. I want to know the truth. Period.
How about a one way ticket to Moscow for MAGA supporters who insist that Russia is great crime free and very clean? Maga members trying to reorganize the Trump legend should have to clean his diapers for 48 hours