😂😂😂😂Hilarious! I am not a Target shopper anymore. All those red bullseyes all over the store puts you in a trace and before you know it, your red plastic cart is full of useless crap. I make an exception and go once the beginning of December. I buy my favorite Christmas decorations, Black Santa and Rainbow Elf. These are then anonymously sent to Jesse Watters so he can have his yearly meltdown
Jason, you’re close to the mark in reality. We have a section near downtown Orlando called SODO with a *two-story* TargÉt as its main store. At least the parking garage is free (last time, two years ago). I recall me bug-eyed in a Tex Avery cartoon way at the layout. We have no other Targets like that in the zone (that I know of).
SODO is elite in the New York specialty coffee shop type. Pretentious but agreeable. I’m sure the Boss Ladies shop there. The district has apartments/condos that I’d only live in if I was independently wealthy (ain’t gonna happen). It’s oddly placed surrounded by basic income housing. We have several districts like that. The irony is strong but no one seems to notice.
Did you happen to see Barbra (Babs) Streisand or Taylor Smith shopping there? She could write a song for you: ‘I am never ever ever going back to that Target forever’. Hope you didn’t suffer a bad hangover.
First thing I read this morning. I had a feeling from the title it would be funny, Jason. You did not disappoint. Every hilarious, over the top detail you put into this had me laughing. Was any of this real?!
I personally have banned myself from shopping at Target. Once upon a time on a Christmas Eve in Pittsburgh, PA, My granddaughter and I went to Target. We went crazy grabbing whatever caught our eyes and could barely push our cart to the checkout. We were fully masked due to Covid, and could barely breathe from laughing. The line behind us was long, and the dagger stares were quickly coming our way. Some guy yelled WTF lady, I have a party to go to. All I could do was laugh. In the end, our total was close to $700. I banned myself from that moment on.
😂😂😂😂Hilarious! I am not a Target shopper anymore. All those red bullseyes all over the store puts you in a trace and before you know it, your red plastic cart is full of useless crap. I make an exception and go once the beginning of December. I buy my favorite Christmas decorations, Black Santa and Rainbow Elf. These are then anonymously sent to Jesse Watters so he can have his yearly meltdown
Jason, you’re close to the mark in reality. We have a section near downtown Orlando called SODO with a *two-story* TargÉt as its main store. At least the parking garage is free (last time, two years ago). I recall me bug-eyed in a Tex Avery cartoon way at the layout. We have no other Targets like that in the zone (that I know of).
SODO is elite in the New York specialty coffee shop type. Pretentious but agreeable. I’m sure the Boss Ladies shop there. The district has apartments/condos that I’d only live in if I was independently wealthy (ain’t gonna happen). It’s oddly placed surrounded by basic income housing. We have several districts like that. The irony is strong but no one seems to notice.
Did you happen to see Barbra (Babs) Streisand or Taylor Smith shopping there? She could write a song for you: ‘I am never ever ever going back to that Target forever’. Hope you didn’t suffer a bad hangover.
First thing I read this morning. I had a feeling from the title it would be funny, Jason. You did not disappoint. Every hilarious, over the top detail you put into this had me laughing. Was any of this real?!
"Christ on some caviar!" Thanks.
Are you sure it was just Grey Goose? Sounds like your Target store is now what a friend of mine called Tar jey.
LOL… or… Grey Geese? 😜
Yet again you never disappoint. Thank you. You made my Saturday.😂
I personally have banned myself from shopping at Target. Once upon a time on a Christmas Eve in Pittsburgh, PA, My granddaughter and I went to Target. We went crazy grabbing whatever caught our eyes and could barely push our cart to the checkout. We were fully masked due to Covid, and could barely breathe from laughing. The line behind us was long, and the dagger stares were quickly coming our way. Some guy yelled WTF lady, I have a party to go to. All I could do was laugh. In the end, our total was close to $700. I banned myself from that moment on.
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Did you have to leave your shoes at the door? Given complimentary slippers that cost more than those shoes??? Next time visit ours!!
ROFLAO
You are a peasant or really more of a serf
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Oh gods, Jason. 🤣🤣🤣
Wow, that’s a finger of honor! Like getting 5% off at the register, using my Red card. Lol