Ayyy, young lad π! I remember being just a tad older than you, and my friends and I proclaiming that, βItβs all downhill after 50!β Hmmm, I guess that was until we hit 60β¦Oh, and then 65β¦Donβt even get me started on the trauma of turning 70β‘οΈπ«¨π±Iβm not there yet, but I hear it is quite drastic.
Thank you for the enjoyable read this morning ~ love starting my day with such genuine laughter!!ππ
You reminded me of the time I was at happy hour with a bunch of friends from work and one of the ladies plucked a hair out of my head and handed it to me. My hair was to my knees so this hair was over 3 feet long and totally gray. I hate to admit how vain I was at 35 but my hair was thick and I immediately started thinking about how many bottles of hair dye it would take to color it. I had been growing my hair for 19 years but that gray hair was the catalyst for sending the "locks of love" a three foot long ponytail. I've worn it super short ever since and never regretted it. Maybe your gray hair will lead to something better for you too!?
OK old man.π 10/11 is mine also and I am way older than you. Hope your bday is wild & crazy and no carpet cleaning, maybe a little carpet playing listening to music. And please don't tweeze your nose hairs. Could cause an infection that would take a little trip to your crazy brain. We don't want anything to disturb your warped sense of time and place and people and humor especially. Please invest in an excellent nose hair trimmer.
Ayyy, young lad π! I remember being just a tad older than you, and my friends and I proclaiming that, βItβs all downhill after 50!β Hmmm, I guess that was until we hit 60β¦Oh, and then 65β¦Donβt even get me started on the trauma of turning 70β‘οΈπ«¨π±Iβm not there yet, but I hear it is quite drastic.
Thank you for the enjoyable read this morning ~ love starting my day with such genuine laughter!!ππ
Hate to kill your buzz, but we have to retire because old age is a full time job. *79 year old carnivore newbie here*
Listen, young βun, waitβll you start pushing 60!
You reminded me of the time I was at happy hour with a bunch of friends from work and one of the ladies plucked a hair out of my head and handed it to me. My hair was to my knees so this hair was over 3 feet long and totally gray. I hate to admit how vain I was at 35 but my hair was thick and I immediately started thinking about how many bottles of hair dye it would take to color it. I had been growing my hair for 19 years but that gray hair was the catalyst for sending the "locks of love" a three foot long ponytail. I've worn it super short ever since and never regretted it. Maybe your gray hair will lead to something better for you too!?
Muahahaha, Γ§a cβest drΓ΄le! Depending on what shape youβre in, age could be nothing even after 75! Buck up!
When it comes to hair, I can only suggest that turncoats are better than deserters.
Ditto, that! We women also experience, what I call, The Great Drying Out- Everywhere, All at Once, Inside and Out!π©Hey, Swiss Army Knife makes a great nose hair trimmer- no pulling! Thanks for my morning chuckle.
Oh, and, at least guys are used to chin hairsβ I assure you, women are not. Bucket List itemβ keep tweezers in glove box at all times.
ππ€£π Thanks for your hilarious stories Jason! Just turned this crappy Monday feeling around π€
βWhineseβ killed me π
NEVER pull them out! A zillion more come for their funeral!
Join the club; embrace the gray, the stiffening joints, and the βI donβt give a damn β feeling anymore. Life is too short to obsess over looks.
Here! Here!
Congrats, I spend so much time looking for my f@#$& ing glasses . Getting old so much fun!
OK old man.π 10/11 is mine also and I am way older than you. Hope your bday is wild & crazy and no carpet cleaning, maybe a little carpet playing listening to music. And please don't tweeze your nose hairs. Could cause an infection that would take a little trip to your crazy brain. We don't want anything to disturb your warped sense of time and place and people and humor especially. Please invest in an excellent nose hair trimmer.
Keep up the hilarity. We always need it πΉ
A babe in the woodsβ¦β¦
Rookie. :)