57 Comments

Thanks for that one Paisan! I’m glad you and the Fam are safe and sound, just be in the watch out for the crazies… they’re in every corner of the gene pool these days.

But, I have to tell you that I needed that story to get me over all of this ridiculous nonsense we’ve all been having to read and see on the daily. It was a somewhat semi-tense novella that had a very happy ending. Meatball’s are always an apt reward for any experience like you and Mooch just went through. That and some good Vino!

Remember, Just Keep Typing… We’ve Got Your Back 🤜🏼🤛🏼

Expand full comment
Sep 16Liked by Jason Provencio

My god, Jason, first the divorce article and now this?? If anything bad ever does happen to you, I’m gonna think you’re just crying wolf! 😂😮‍💨

Expand full comment

You got me. Since I once got an actual threat at my home for an opinion piece I wrote in the local paper, I was on pins and needles reading your article. My threat came in the form of a letter that looked like a child wrote it but the words contained inside dispelled the thought of a child author right away. For weeks I feared everytime I stepped out of my house on my way to my car. The opinion piece I wrote was in favor of Claire McCaskill over Todd Akin. Never in my wildest imagination would I have expected to have my life threatened over my opinion. It was well after the election before I felt safe again. Not enough to write another editorial piece again but at least I could cut my grass without watching every car or person walking.

Expand full comment

😂😂. I love your Bride! 😂😂

Expand full comment

I love your sarcastic farce humor thanks for the diversion from the horrors of MAGAism.

Expand full comment
Sep 16Liked by Jason Provencio

Preparing for the Armageddon? Vino and pasta with your semi-automatic? Omg… 🐶 🪖 🍝

Expand full comment

I thought it was a real threat. 😄😄

Expand full comment

I'm old and certainly jaded by what I've seen and experienced in life. There is very little that makes me laugh, especially lol. Your article is precious and priceless. I was reading it out loud to my husband and could barely speak for laughing. Thank you. I'm currently up to my butt cheeks in alligators and your writing made me laugh ! You ROCK !

Expand full comment
founding

May those who love us, love us.

And those that don't love us,

May God turn their hearts.

And if He doesn't turn their hearts,

May he turn their ankles,

So we'll know them by their limping.

☘️

They *do* keep tripping over truth on the regular, so maybe this is proof that the Irish gods are hard at work.

Expand full comment
Sep 19Liked by Jason Provencio

This threat did not, by any chance, happen to come from anyone named Donald, did it?

Expand full comment
Sep 18Liked by Jason Provencio

It is unnerving, I know, but we need you. Thank you for being that voice in the wilderness.

Expand full comment
Sep 18Liked by Jason Provencio

Thank you Jason. Your story has me laughing so much that it relieved my heart of the anger I’ve had since DJT and couch fucker Vance spewed lies about the Haitian community.

Expand full comment
Sep 18Liked by Jason Provencio

Oh how hysterical! Best thing I have read all day! Thanks for the laugh.. we all can use a good chuckle! 😉😉

Expand full comment

😅🤣🤣🤣 But, really we Lefties do need to be aware....Just thinkin'

Expand full comment

Now, to be fully transparent: I am a life long gun owner old whyte guy; I have been a life long advocate for inclusion and fairness; I will not allow some MAGA goon to determine my safety; I used to tell some folks "I'm trying to be a pacifist; but, my German Shepherd Dog isn't"...now, I'm with the dog. Just thinkin'

Expand full comment
Sep 17Liked by Jason Provencio

Thanks, I needed that!

Expand full comment

Hilarious! Enjoyed this one a lot. What makes it so funny and gripping is that it could all be true. And that’s actually scary, not funny… but still loved the humor and the build up and the whole account. Well done!

Expand full comment