God, Guns, and the Orange Man-Child” … errr… wait a minute… I think I mixed up the order of the first two words— should read, “GUNS, God, and the Orange Man-Child.” There📝 That’s more like it! ☑️
But seriously though, you had me at the title ~ absolutely brilliant concept! 🤩👏🏼👏🏼🤩
Hahaha, I’ll be right down. I’ve always thought it would be fun to establish the First Comedy Church. Maybe there’s a place for one of those somewhere near yours?
It looks like they made his fingers longer.
All I ask is that the collection plate will have had a chance to go by all the other parishioners first before it gets to me.
I loved this article.
Amusing...
I may have missed it or you maybe left out one crucial detail: sponsorship.
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/04/corporate-america-invented-religious-right-conservative-roosevelt-princeton-117030
Don't forget...you have to hire only "pure women" to work in your church.
And how will they prove they are "pure women?"
They have to "make it" with a "pure man."
And who is a "pure man?"
Well...YOU are "MR. PURE!"
What a great benefit to founding your own mega-church!
Write on Jason!!! We love you and we will follow you to the ends of the earth!! Texas!?
Now that, as they say (but not in Texas), is a tour de force!
You have truly out done yourself. I hope the hangover is not too painful. Thanks❤️
“I believe in family
With my ever lovin' wife beside me
But she don't know about my girlfriend
Or the man I met last night
Do you believe in God?
'Cause that's what I'm selling
And if you wanna go to heaven
Well, I'll see you right
You won't even have to leave your house
Or get out of your chair
You don't even have to touch that dial
'Cause I'm everywhere!”
~ song lyrics to Jesus He Knows Me by Genesis
There are no words.
Or souls saved either.
From the Son of a Preacher Man.
Deliriously delicious.
God, Guns, and the Orange Man-Child” … errr… wait a minute… I think I mixed up the order of the first two words— should read, “GUNS, God, and the Orange Man-Child.” There📝 That’s more like it! ☑️
But seriously though, you had me at the title ~ absolutely brilliant concept! 🤩👏🏼👏🏼🤩
Hahaha, I’ll be right down. I’ve always thought it would be fun to establish the First Comedy Church. Maybe there’s a place for one of those somewhere near yours?
The “Vance Flop”?
I drove to Texas in my truck once. I got a ticket for no gun rack!
Fookin' brilliant, dude. Bravo.