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It looks like they made his fingers longer.

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All I ask is that the collection plate will have had a chance to go by all the other parishioners first before it gets to me.

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I loved this article.

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Don't forget...you have to hire only "pure women" to work in your church.

And how will they prove they are "pure women?"

They have to "make it" with a "pure man."

And who is a "pure man?"

Well...YOU are "MR. PURE!"

What a great benefit to founding your own mega-church!

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Write on Jason!!! We love you and we will follow you to the ends of the earth!! Texas!?

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Now that, as they say (but not in Texas), is a tour de force!

You have truly out done yourself. I hope the hangover is not too painful. Thanks❤️

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“I believe in family

With my ever lovin' wife beside me

But she don't know about my girlfriend

Or the man I met last night

Do you believe in God?

'Cause that's what I'm selling

And if you wanna go to heaven

Well, I'll see you right

You won't even have to leave your house

Or get out of your chair

You don't even have to touch that dial

'Cause I'm everywhere!”

~ song lyrics to Jesus He Knows Me by Genesis

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There are no words.

Or souls saved either.

From the Son of a Preacher Man.

Deliriously delicious.

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Sep 25Liked by Jason Provencio

God, Guns, and the Orange Man-Child” … errr… wait a minute… I think I mixed up the order of the first two words— should read, “GUNS, God, and the Orange Man-Child.” There📝 That’s more like it! ☑️

But seriously though, you had me at the title ~ absolutely brilliant concept! 🤩👏🏼👏🏼🤩

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Hahaha, I’ll be right down. I’ve always thought it would be fun to establish the First Comedy Church. Maybe there’s a place for one of those somewhere near yours?

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Sep 25Liked by Jason Provencio

The “Vance Flop”?

I drove to Texas in my truck once. I got a ticket for no gun rack!

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Fookin' brilliant, dude. Bravo.

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