A couple of the funniest things I’ll probably read today… “You enrolled in Trump University and almost earned your degree in swamp-cooler maintenance.” And, then calling him Donny D-Cups! 🤣😂😆🤣😂😆
Given that the new Democratic President will have a lot on her plate, she may just let Jack Smith do his thing and focus on other parts of her agenda. I think the prosecutions and convictions will come, hopefully, sooner rather than later. Trump will appeal. My point is that he won’t be in prison immediately after November 5, and maybe a year or two after that. So, what happens during that time? Why, he declares his presidential candidacy for 2028 and he continues to “fundraise,” i.e., grift for the entire time. And the saddest part is that his deluded followers will keep buying his crap and funding his “campaign.”
But seriously we should be worried about his crypto gig. Stephanie Ruhle of MSNBC did a segment on it, and it is scary. At the moment it’s a joke. Barron Trump is running the show alongside a guy who once sold colon cleanses. But if Trump were to be re-elected, he could handle theSEC to take care of business. He could turn his little scam into something powerful—and crooked. Further, he says he could pay off the debt with crypto. The guy belongs inside with Sam Bankman Fried and his cell mate P. Diddy. But he is a lunatic with a purpose—making money. Watch out..
Personally, I think he’s simply doing what Eric Adams should have: providing the thinnest of veneers to explain why a foreign state is cutting him a huge checks.
This! No question. His biggest overseas “sponsor” has likely already placed an order for 10,000 of the $100k ones. And he doesn’t care if he gets the watch. That’s not what he’s paying for…
I want him to produce a special ‘Time’s Up’ watch that has a con, lie, or indictment displayed every minute of the day. I bet 24 hours isn’t long enough. Paid addition for the calendar that shows more of the same. This (unlimited) edition will be called ‘Prison Watch’. Hidden feature: Red Alert sounds the day he goes to jail; the watch will also scare the hell out of the wearer with a vibration like in a tornado warning.
A couple of the funniest things I’ll probably read today… “You enrolled in Trump University and almost earned your degree in swamp-cooler maintenance.” And, then calling him Donny D-Cups! 🤣😂😆🤣😂😆
Hilarious!
I’ve been reading you every day, Jason. I like your style. Coming soon: golden diapers.
Given that the new Democratic President will have a lot on her plate, she may just let Jack Smith do his thing and focus on other parts of her agenda. I think the prosecutions and convictions will come, hopefully, sooner rather than later. Trump will appeal. My point is that he won’t be in prison immediately after November 5, and maybe a year or two after that. So, what happens during that time? Why, he declares his presidential candidacy for 2028 and he continues to “fundraise,” i.e., grift for the entire time. And the saddest part is that his deluded followers will keep buying his crap and funding his “campaign.”
You’ve got to squeeze in an insurrection.
No sympathy for any moron who would buy anything from the grifter king!
Holding out for the Trump Butt Plugs.
I’m gonna set a google news alert 🚨
But seriously we should be worried about his crypto gig. Stephanie Ruhle of MSNBC did a segment on it, and it is scary. At the moment it’s a joke. Barron Trump is running the show alongside a guy who once sold colon cleanses. But if Trump were to be re-elected, he could handle theSEC to take care of business. He could turn his little scam into something powerful—and crooked. Further, he says he could pay off the debt with crypto. The guy belongs inside with Sam Bankman Fried and his cell mate P. Diddy. But he is a lunatic with a purpose—making money. Watch out..
Joel Osteen, anyone? Dump is like a mega preacher, only he’s awful at it. I mean, he’s not even that good at fleecing his flock.
How appropriate since that 🤡 is running out of time due to the rate is demented mind is declining!
Personally, I think he’s simply doing what Eric Adams should have: providing the thinnest of veneers to explain why a foreign state is cutting him a huge checks.
This! No question. His biggest overseas “sponsor” has likely already placed an order for 10,000 of the $100k ones. And he doesn’t care if he gets the watch. That’s not what he’s paying for…
What'll it be next?.... Donny's 9.10.24 orange-tinted debate sweat neckties for $1000 per inch?
He’s already selling his goddam suit, one square inch at a time
I miss the guy selling ShamWow right now.
“Tannibal Lector” 🤣 I should know better than drink beer while reading your post!
Thanks for the humorous take on the Turd’s grifting.
I want him to produce a special ‘Time’s Up’ watch that has a con, lie, or indictment displayed every minute of the day. I bet 24 hours isn’t long enough. Paid addition for the calendar that shows more of the same. This (unlimited) edition will be called ‘Prison Watch’. Hidden feature: Red Alert sounds the day he goes to jail; the watch will also scare the hell out of the wearer with a vibration like in a tornado warning.
And wipe it with his $2 bills.
Joel Osteen, anyone? Dump is like a mega preacher, only he’s awful at it. I mean, he’s not even that good at fleecing his flock.