We had an infamous DMV Denizen of the Deep, Mrs. Rigby, who was on station since God was a carpenter. Her daughter was being groomed for her job, too, so you either got one of them Or the clone of the guy you dealt with. It used to be that everyone’s registration was due in March. The lines extended out of the building in up the sidewalk. This was at the time I was about seven months pregnant, so standing forever, was not the easiest thing to do for as long as this process was going to take. Finally, I uttered the faithful threat, “I’m gonna have this baby before I get the hell out of here!” The line parted like the Red Sea. Boy, that worked well! (;-)))
Next time just use one of the kiosks they have in the groceries store. It’s the easiest way to renew. Albertsons in Apple Valley where I live has one. But, they are all over. Usually next to the customer service desk.
Its official.. the award for best use of aluminum foil is yours. Thank you for making me laugh - I needed this. 🙌🙌
Wish I was your neighbor. I’d keep your wine glass full. 😂😂😂
You two are absolute legends. Come visit our DMV in Arkansas sometime. You can smell the inbreeding from outside the door.
Nice story! Thanks for making me laugh! Burrito Mooch! But the best part: no hablo inglés!! I would pay for seeing the guy’s face!!
Mooch - mouthy pooch? Hilarious story - well done on getting one over on The Man
In VA we can renew registration by mail. So convenient. Love your posts!
Oh, but clearly you’re missing the best part! *Mooch sightings* !! 😘 🐶
I needed this laugh!!! 🤣🤣 Thank you!! 🤣
We had an infamous DMV Denizen of the Deep, Mrs. Rigby, who was on station since God was a carpenter. Her daughter was being groomed for her job, too, so you either got one of them Or the clone of the guy you dealt with. It used to be that everyone’s registration was due in March. The lines extended out of the building in up the sidewalk. This was at the time I was about seven months pregnant, so standing forever, was not the easiest thing to do for as long as this process was going to take. Finally, I uttered the faithful threat, “I’m gonna have this baby before I get the hell out of here!” The line parted like the Red Sea. Boy, that worked well! (;-)))
Oh man! 😂😂😂😂😂
Mooch the Pooch!!!! Service burrito, stealing that and crediting you.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Mooch! 😀😀
A day in the life………..
Thanks for the laugh. Great story.
Next time just use one of the kiosks they have in the groceries store. It’s the easiest way to renew. Albertsons in Apple Valley where I live has one. But, they are all over. Usually next to the customer service desk.
Fuckery a permanent resident at DMV. Highest order.
SO funny!!! LOLOL